The jail has got problems
Oh, I don’t know about that…
According to this article, among other things, he doesn’t like to be laughed at, and is deathly afraid of being exposed as a penniless fraud.
There’s also the story about mashed potatoes, and he is afraid of being pelted with rotten fruit.
He is very thin-skinned, so it doesn’t take much to humiliate him.
Rows of protesters just laughing & pointing at him would drive him mad.
I read that as “penisless” which, I figure, also tracks.
Relevant:
I was thinking more
I’m not sure how I’d feel about his mugshot ending up on the bottles of a popular brand of wine someday. On one hand it would be nice to be reminded of his legal problems (particularly if he’s convicted) but on the other hand who wants to stare at that guy’s face when they’re trying to enjoy a nice drink?
haha! those wine labels have AR enabled labels that, if you hold your phone cam on it - using their interactive app - the “criminal” will tell you all about the crime that got the transported to Australia.
to think of tRump interrupting a nice shiraz with that whiney petulant “why me” bullshit is not a pretty thought.
the other labels in the 19 Crimes lineup are fun and informative. there is even a Snoop Dogg red blend that talks to you in his voice. haven’t tried the Martha’s Hard Chard to know what she says.
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