Trump wants to be handcuffed for court appearance in Stormy Daniels case

So this is being reported. Apparently he’s going to take his indictment so seriously that he wants it to be a photo op.

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It for sure will not go down as a “perp walk”. That’s just not how it’s done with wealthy white people, not even with “wealthy” people like 45. Plus, I doubt the Secret Service would allow it, too difficult to provide adequate security, and I’m willing to bet the prosecutors will do everything in their power to deny him a photo op he believes he can use to his advantage. Nope, it’s going to be a negotiated surrender at an appointed time convenient to 45.

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a perp walk photo op, you say?
where’s our Jack Ruby?

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It sounds like something he’s paid for in the past.

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Of course not. This is TRUMP we’re talking about.

Contracted for and received, but didn’t pay.

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He wants the free campaign ad from it so he can pretend to be a victim of this instead of a seditious failed dictator.

I hope they don’t give him the photo op.

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I want him in jail, where he belongs, and where every maganut can see him for what he is.
I want him to serve time.
What I really don’t want is the wingnuts claiming a martyr.

So yeah, I’m down with the sentiment, but death is too good for this particular fucker.

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I figure if he wants handcuffs, all he has to do is resist arrest. Let him experience the fullness of joy that will include all the popular treatments:

  • Tasering. Don’t want to let him have control of his meat hooks.
  • Truncheons. Because twitching might be further evidence of resisting.
  • Knee to the back of the neck. Because he might be faking it.

But yeah, I’d rather have him face justice as the criminal he is, rather than get what he deserves but comes out of it as a martyr.

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