Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/10/28/if-mark-zuckerberg-had-jack-dorseys-epic-beard.html
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“Hey Zuck, why the long face?”
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Next put Zuckerberg’s haircut on Dorsey.
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Just don’t add hitler mustaches. We don’t want to humanize them.
Some time in 2001 it occurred to me that the next trend in American facial hair was almost certainly going to be Tali-beards. I’ve just been surprised at how extensive, long-lasting, and unironically theo-fascist the fad has been.
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It makes him look almost human
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Can Zuckerberg even grow a beard? I’m imagining him trying and only getting that little patchy teenager beard.
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I’m getting a decided “Ming the Merciless” vibe from Zuckinabeard.
Darnit! Now I’ve got the queen song stuck in my head!
Flash! AaaahAh!
Savior of the universe!
Flash! AaaahAh!
He’ll save everyone of us!
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Ahhh, the great American pastime of hipster beardshaming.
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Hey, don’t knock Flash Gordon; that’s some fine cheese.
I limit my use of the word to oceans, mountain ranges, the cosmos, and longform narrative poetry.
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Zuc doesn’t even have a carpet.
So I’m told.
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