Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/02/20/zuckerberg-has-staff-blow-dry.html
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You’d think all the moisture in their breath would make his armpits even more damp.
Oh. . . .with a hair dryer. . . now I get it.
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Perhaps if Mark applied antiperspirant prior to sleep, he would not need to pay staff to blow dry his arm pits.
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Dude, just replace those old perspiration emitters with a new model that doesn’t leak. You can afford better than cheap aftermarket equipment.
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One might say that he has his own… pit crew.
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See it on Buzzfeed, it’s a fun life hack.
Read about it with Zuck and it’s creepy…
I think you just reached your pun limit for February 
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The sitcom New Girl used to have something called a “douchebag jar,” for whenever one of the characters behaved, well, like a douchebag: he’d have to put money in said jar as punishment.
I’m going to say if you’re a billionaire and you have someone blow your armpits dry, you have to put, oh, let’s say, 25% of your network in a douchebag jar each time.
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#DadLife
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I wonder if that job requires a master’s degree, or just a bachelor’s.
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“Hire people to blow dry your armpits” is a Buzzfeed life hack??
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No, no, no. Force people you hired for positions they thought would use their skills and intelligence to blowdry your armpits.
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Makes about as much sense as anything else I’ve ever seen on Fuzzbead, so…
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I don’t know about you, but if I were a billionaire this is exactly what I would hire people for. Look, guys! I’m making jobs!
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Do you think he has a Groom of the Stool yet?
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Techies: Bow down before your God Emperor!
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My life was fine without that information.
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a) I didn’t know robots COULD sweat.
b) Honestly, if blowdrying your pits actually helps hide anxiety sweat then it’s not the worst idea and I might steal it for next time I have to speak in public. But having someone else do it sounds like the worst kind of power trip.
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Stanford PhD in thermodynamics.
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