Nope. Your body manufactures sweat. And if one of your tells is sweating like a priest in church every time you lie, then there’s no amount of blowdrying that can stop that.
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What brand/type of blow dryer? Possibly a Dyson? One or two? Which setting?
Per armpit.
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It’s the modern equivalent of The Groom of the Stool
ETA Damn - @ChuckV beat me to it.
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Requiring your employees to do things to your body that are of a personal nature…
Seems legit to me! Just have them sign an NDA. 
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Steve Balmer (aka Microsoft’s Uncle Fester) would have needed an industrial shop-vac. Zuck? I’m not sure his particular production run has operable pores …
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What a certified puke the Zuck is, please make him go away.
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Isn’t this body shaming? who cares if he gets sweaty when he’s nervous?
all shade for Zuck aside, i don’t see how this would work. if you’re sweating because you’re nervous, wouldn’t blow drying them make them drier (temporarily), but also hot, and therefore just make you sweat more profusely?
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A common treatment for hyperhydrosis is the use of electricity.
Here’s a nice wikihow regarding armpit sweating (it doesn’t mention blow drying anywhere)
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No? Because we’re not making fun of his sweatiness, we’re humorously outraged that he has peons blow dry his armpits.
He’s fucking billionaire. Buy a cool suit.
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“ He, too, is consumed by his public image.”
Yeah - I’m calling bullshit. I’ve seen his hairdo.
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They could eschew the blow-dryer and go with underarm spray.
I recommend Lysol. And don’t forget the lit match.
I see blue hair in there. Why is there blue hair in there?
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It is possible to surgically remove the sweat glands from one’s underarms. Bruce Lee did it.
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Botox works well too.
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Having read the entire story, I would definitely recommend that Z have the glands removed.
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Even Schmidt had his limits.
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That’s actually one of the medical uses of botulism toxin. Apparently it can bring pesky sweat glands to heel, in chosen locations, where other measures fail.
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I hardly see a problem. JK
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