I would normally ask “who would do that to themselves” thinking “some idiot”. But Bruce is one of my childhood hero’s and to discover that he not only smoked pot (WTF i though your body was a temple and clear your mind and all that) but he was also apparently vain AF.
Never meet your hero’s man.
Also he had some number of mistresses.
H’mm. You might also say that using a hair dryer counts as an application of Axilla body spray.
He pays people to blow in his armpits? That’s calming?
It could be worse than just the armpits:
Are his… are his eyes photoshoped in that picture?
Solution: armpit-stain-colored shirts
Wouldn’t a shopvac do a better job?
It’s normal for others to blow dry your pits? Because that’s what we’re all “shaming” here. Not natural body functions.
I’m picturing a backpack-thing consisting of two Dyson Cool™ AM06 bootstrapped together, one arm through each hoop. That would really add to his stage presence when he’s doing his little “own the space” public speaking wanderings.
He didn’t seem to care (and that’s totally ok):
No need to go into disgusting details about sweating armpits
Just saying “Zuckerberg has staff blow him dry before speeches” would suffice
Its good to be king
“Strong enough for a man, PhD balanced for a billionaire.”
…I don’t know, I feel like that has multiple interpretations, and at least one is even grosser than reality in this case.
Like real human.
Just the armpits?
Come to think about it, you could make a nice jet-pack mock-up that way.
As someone who deals with anxiety sweats –
Blowdry your own darn amrpits, nutjob.
I mean, do what you gotta do - even if it’s a bit weird
But DO IT YOURSELF. Sheesh.
(also there’s such things as disposable pit-liners that stop the bleed thru – which will now probably pop up on a fb ad since I’ve mentioned them here)
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