Thank you; I was looking for that tale, but my Google-fu is weak.
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Now, now. Let’s not jump to conclusions. After all, only part of each button is visible.
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Go hunting for the King’s deer?
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I was once in an all-hobbit party. Which had one half-orc raised by hobbits. “I’m just big boned!”
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So this guy is driving in the desert when his car breaks down. He gets out and began looking for help. He can’t find any and passes out of heat stroke. But he survives and a snake stared him right in the eyes. ‘AHHHHH!!!’ He screamed. ‘Hello’ said the snake ‘My name is Nate and I am a magical snake’. Nate bites the guy and all of a sudden, he feels better. ‘I’m Jack by the way’ he says.
They talk for a while until Jack said,‘That pole your coiled around looks like a lever.’ ‘It is’ Nate replies. ‘What does it do?’ Jack asked. ‘Destroys humanity’. ‘Come on’ Jack chuckled, ‘what does it actually do?’ ‘I’m not lying, it does destroy humanity. This place used to be the Garden of Eden and God placed it here incase the human race fell outta whack.’ Nate replied
Jack stayed for a while longer but eventually he asks Nate where the nearest town is. Nate directed Jack to the town and he found a tow truck to tow back his broken car.
A few weeks later Jack decides to go visit Nate. As he drove over the final sand dune he realised he was heading directly towards the lever that destroys humanity. He tries to turn but there isn’t enough traction. He guesses that if he veers enough, he might just be able to avoid hitting the lever. He veers left as hard as he can but soon realises that Nate is lying there. There isn’t enough time to turn the other way so he runs over Nate.
As he runs over Nate, he exclaims ‘BETTER NATE THEN LEVER’.
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ETA: you got me good with that one. i was on the hook to the very end!
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Be glad that I didn’t post the long version.
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