Late Stage Capitalism.
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I also think you have a case. Sue the bastards!
Sincerely,
Donald J. Trumpadump
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Never buy Indiana candy.
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Let me guess: yellow, red, or purple are your favorite, and dark green are your least favorite?
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I think he prefers blue and clear.
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Good point!
When the kids were young, I always meant to do the Albanese factory tour with them, but we never got around to it. We can’t eat their gummies, because of the gelatin, so it wasn’t very high on our priority list.
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The picture was intended to show the actual distribution of the contents, prior to devourment. Seven different flavors included, with unequal distribution.
The melon flavor was the best mind you.
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The look! 
Yep!
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Clearly they’re Star Wars fans.
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“We apologize for the inconvenience, but all trains to manhattan are being held until the matrix completes it’s hard reset…”
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Long, long overdue.
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“Good one, Mother.”
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We are in the end times…
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Birders can recognize birds by their jizz alone
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Never had a stem in my raspberries before (though I used to pick 'em fresh down a little trail near my house growing up.)
Other than that fun surprise, I pretty much got what I paid for in this box of off-season, half-price raspberries…
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either that or an explosion at the white chocolate dipped pretzel factory…
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