In her "capacity as a daughter," Ivanka Trump insists dad Donald doesn't "grope" women

Ivana Trump: I didn’t say he is a rapist. I just said he violently assaulted and violated me in a way that felt like rape.
Meliana Trump: He’s not Hitler.
Ivanka Trump: Dad never groped anyone while I was around.

:flag_us: Women for Trump 2016 :flag_us:

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He’s got a lot going for him, right?

These are the kinds of answers you give at the dentist.

“Do you floss every day?”
“I brush my teeth every day. And I do it well.”
“But do you floss?”
“Absolutely I floss.”
“Every day?”
“Of course! Every day. Every day I see you.”

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In Trump’s world being capable of coherent communication is a liability.

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[citation-needed]

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“Less creepy than Ted Cruz.”

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No one could sell that, not even Ivanka.

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Trump! Not Hitler. Not a groper.

Trump! Not a Hitler groper.

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“Almost certainly not the Zodiac Killer!”

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[quote=“nemomen, post:9, topic:78315”]
You should congratulate @beschizza on his recent US citizenship. [/quote]

Oh, is that right ? I didn’t know.

Congrats! where’d you emigrate from, if you don’t mind me asking?

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that’s the one!

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Well, perhaps metaphorically…

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Source?

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Happy (almost) Anniversary, Rob!

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Much like Ivanka in her capacity as daughter knows that her father is the strongest man in the world, can beat up any man in the world - and has yuge masculine hands.

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maybe they feel yuge when used for groping. they look only tiny.

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He’s not one of these either…

Closer but still no cigar…

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So he doesn’t grope his daughter and he’s not Hitler. All good things to know, but if I didn’t know better, I would call that damning with faint praise.

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We call that “Drumpf’n” in the old country.

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