In her "capacity as a daughter," Ivanka Trump insists dad Donald doesn't "grope" women

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I’m not rightly sure, but I would expect that even sexist creeps usually know how to keep the groping to a minimum when their own daughter is standing right there.

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She would know. After all, she’s the daughter whom Trump thinks has nice tits.

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Dude, you’re killing me with that defeatist the-end-is-near stuff; it’s really not funny.

But come November 9th, I’m fervently hoping you’ll be prepared to enjoy a lovely crow dinner, along with all the other would be ā€˜comedians’ who keep trying to speak that clusterfuck of lunacy into existence.

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As for Invanka, her input just isn’t worth very much, IMO;

ETA:

I thought that was the other daughter that he fathered with Marla Maples?

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"I don’t think Ivanka would do that, although she does have a very nice figure. I’ve said if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be groping her.ā€

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You should congratulate @beschizza on his recent US citizenship. At least he’s in for it with the rest of us 'Mericans.

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1 year this weekend!

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PS I’ll be writing in ā€œGeorge McGovernā€

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I had no idea, that’s excellent!

(…i should probably leave)

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ā€œI’m not in every interaction my father has. But he’s not a groper. That’s not who he is. I’ve known my father obviously my whole life. And he has total respect for women,ā€ she said.
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She didn’t even say she has never seen or heard him grope a woman. That’s ā€œnot who he isā€ (really!) was the strongest claim she could manage.

Trump’s reactive strategy of coercing women in his life to lie for him is teaching voters lots.

Trump! Not Hitler. Not a groper.

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ā€œIt’s largely been discredited, since most of the time when stories are inaccurate, they’re not discredited. In this case, they went so far. They had a strong thesis and created facts to reinforce it, and I think that narrative has been played out now, and there’s backlash in that regard,ā€

Glad we cleared that up.

Also raise your hand if you had a flashback to every fucking corporate bullshit business meeting you’ve had to sit through ever.

When you punch a hole in the wall try not to hit a stud.

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It really makes you wonder how much lower we can set the bar.

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Pretty sure she meant to say ā€œnot a grouper.ā€ And he is, indeed, not a hermaphroditic sea bass.

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Yeah, both announcements from his family today seemed like utter damnation with faint praise.

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If ever there was a family held together by a teeth grinding biding of time until they get their inheritance, it’s this one.

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I hope that NYT further investigates and reports on his conduct with women and that Melania and Ivanka do more interviews.

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Wait… this is your first US election? Then let me just say that you have to vote with your heart. At least this once.

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Ivana Trump: I didn’t say he is a rapist. I just said he violently assaulted and violated me in a way that felt like rape.
Meliana Trump: He’s not Hitler.
Ivanka Trump: Dad never groped anyone while I was around.

:flag_us: Women for Trump 2016 :flag_us:

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