In his latest IG post Mark Zuckerberg rides a waterski waving an American flag to the tune of John Denver

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I think this is a hand offered to the Trumpkins. The choice of “Country Roads,” dripping with admiration for those noble down-home country folk that Zuck never had to sully his hands with…Soviet-style propaganda indeed.

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It’s a $12K+ eFoil he’s riding, according to the internet. He’s a real man of the people, he is. I’ll admit to liking a few John Denver classics when I’m feeling that I don’t really give a crap, anymore. I’m generally inclined to keep it more under the table, though. :rofl:

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Can he ride it into space?

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what happened to his face?

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How very human.

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Dickless?

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I thought that was Putin’s thing. It’s so hard to follow who are the good guys these days. Which side am I on?

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He’s wearing ‘white face’…

I like John Denver’s music but how much whiter can this video be??

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I blame toxoplasmosis.

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He’s living the American Dream while most Americans are stuck in a nightmare. Remember, he could still afford these antics if he were properly and fairly taxed.

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I suppose that depends on who you are including in this particular class of fuckers. Mark Cuban came from a decidedly working class family. Of course, he’s a couple of orders of magnitude less wealthy than Zuckerberg, but he’s still at least 5 orders of magnitude more wealthy than me.

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Hear tell he also revealed his grilling secrets yesterday.

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Impossibly, Elon Musk seems more normal than Zuckerberg:
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You know who else they taught to waterski? This squirrel:

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Guess which I trust more: The rodent? Or the squirrel?

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I was thinking more like heit looked like an HO scale figure animated by CGI and the opposite of tilt/shift to make it look bigger. But then I realised the HO scale figures look more human than whatever it is in that video.

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I’m willing to contribute to his GoFundMe if he wants to try. :grin:

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Not the one with billionaires. If they are enemies of each other it is only because they are fighting for dominance on that same side.

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Eat the rich.

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Mulch the rich.

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Especially if we can combine it with Besso and Musk and Branson in a remake of Dark Star.

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