I won’t ask the obvious, because I really don’t want to know.
Hence my pragmatic motto (which I just made up)…
Trim the hedges
Don’t whack the bush
No one likes burn
Down where they push
From the flip side, it could be seen as a little arrogant to infantilize people for not having pubic hair. I know this idea has had some currency ever since Californication popularized the not new notion that bald female genitalia makes women seem childish, but really it isn’t about the person’s sexual partners. Saying to someone in effect, you must have pubic hair or I can’t see you an adult, is slightly slighting.
REMOVE YOUR LAWN
and can you throw them over your shoulder like a continental soldier?
*singing
Do ya pubes hang low,
Do they tangle? Do they 'fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot, and then into a bow?
@ChuckV and @Melizmatic
Great. Thanks to you two I will never be able to hear that song again without that mental image popping up.
Some think pubes are frightful.
Others think they are delightful.
When it comes to down below.
Let it grow, let it grow, let it grow.
(An old standard to keep around for Christmas time with the fam)
I remember that gag in Police Academy.
High five, and another high five for good measure.
mildly disappointed. this is not the infographic i thought i was coming here to see.
[C17: plural of tweezer (on the model of scissors, etc), from tweeze case of instruments, from French étuis cases (of instruments), from Old French estuier to preserve, from Vulgar Latin studiāre (unattested) to keep, from Latin studēre to care about]
Ow!
Best ER grossout story I know:
A patient with a bad case of genital warts, but not on his genitals.
Around the port for his colostomy bag.
Brazil was so weird…
O.O