Rip it out, all of it. I don’t want hair in my soup, so I don’t want it on someone’s junk either.
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I’ve heard the shaving will make you look prepubescent and it’s bullshit. I’ve had everything from full forest to completely shaved and I always look like a woman naked. Pubic hair does not a woman make.
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So, reading between the lines, you might be ok with someone’s junk in your soup?
ETA: May I recommend:
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You’re not alone (or rather, your friend isn’t). At least the porn industry now commonly has hair returning, more of the field or lawn trimmed away from the genitals, but better than nothing. I wonder how people who don’t see porn or look at Playboy (when it was nude) know exactly what the hair trends are. Is this something commonly and inevitably discussed and transmitted by young women?
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Given me something to read on late shifts, hopefully.
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The state of pubic topiary affects the local microclimate, which changes the transmission rates of different organisms. So of scientific interest if you treat STIs.
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That’s a hell of an excuse for a folder of porn on the office network…
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I had a really neat one-to-one tutorial from a forensic pathologist one highly entertaining afternoon as a student. He was teaching me how to deduce whether the charred and contracted crispy critter found in the woods had been murdered first and then burned or self immolated. Anyway, he let slip that part of his officially funded CPD reading was BDSM and violent porn mags, just to keep up with the latest trends. Sooner or later something in his collection turned up done to a body … 
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That does look yummy actually.
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Another thing that some people don’t seem to realize is that it’s a slam on people who have a nauturally low amount body hair, telling them that they will always look prepubescent.
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Fair enough. I’d go along with that. I still have a preference for non-bare, but after reading your comment I agree that insisting that fully shaven is somehow prepubescent in appearance does nothing to emphasize this preference and only risks being judgmental of those who like going bare.
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When you put it that way it sounds like an environmental disaster. All those poor creatures getting displaced by deforestation.
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Also, for some reason, shaving the face does not seem to trigger the same “looks too young” argument, for one reason or another. Thoughtlessness/xian puritanism/idk what, but hair removal seems a highly topical matter.
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by definition
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Oh, I don’t know. Mr. Bells shaved his beard off a few years back and I thought I was married to a 19-year-old. I begged him to grow it back.[quote=“semiotix, post:30, topic:80555”]
Maybe you’re most attracted to humans who groom and bathe themselves according to pre-civilizational practices, but that’d put you in a pretty small niche.
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…ah yes, the pre-civilized time that was the 1970’s.
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No, you just traded in for this year’s model 
(Once a year I shave my goat just to freak people out)
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One does wonder how those got there.
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