Instant Hipster Beard, 1962


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I swear I expected a man with an umbrella to pump sleep-gas into the room.

“Who is Number One?”
“You are Number Six.”
“I am not a number! I am a free man!”


“This model right here is one people would love to ‘be seeing you’ in!”
“Uhh, why did you make air quotes when you said that?”

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those actually looked completely believable, but i can’t imagine how insanely bored that poor woman must have been, stitching in strand after strand, day after day…

“We want information… information… information.”

“You won’t get it!”

“By hook or by crook, we will.”

“Ah, yes sir. This is our finest model, made of genuine ass hair.”

That could mean different things in different countries, of course.

“He thinks he’s no end of a dog.”

Instant hipster beard 2014:

This seems like one of those newsreels that is entirely made up, as they often were.

Shall I introduce you to the wonderful world of hair weaves and extensions, and even eyelash extensions?

There is a lot of painstaking work done all over the world to put food on the table.

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Man, I kinda want one of those.

being bald, yeah, this whole “premade hair” thing is definitely a new angle to me.

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