Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/06/14/some-male-models-wore-baby-bum.html
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Because nobody will buy the clothes if we don’t generate outrage? They must be damned expensive.
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He could have hired middle-aged potbellied men. I would like to be a model for a day …
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Not sure how this qualifies as either dystopian or Blade Runneresque.
He’s selling being a reactionary and agitating the rubes?
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Yea, but you have to shave your belly, and the stubble the next day itches like crazy.
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Laser hair removal
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Last Carnaval in Rio de Janeiro I saw a lot of men dressed like avocados. They shaved their bellies too. Man, to be beautiful and a model is very hard. But in the other hand, doing several ab crunches is worse.
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Oh for fucks sake.
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Sounds like a Zoolander plot hook.
“Enceinte”
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This just the fashion industries unrealistic expectation on “the Dad bod”
I can’t meet the physical ideal of those models. Absurd! 
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And here I thought that a designer ice pop subscription service would be the stupidest thing I’d hear about this week …
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This would be worth having for the sound effects alone!
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I saw another video in which they have this pistol version and clean up an old fireplace. Can you you imagine sweeping the floor of your home with such incredible device or washing the dishes after the dinner? I think every man or teenager would do the house chores with gusto!
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I have said for decades that there should be vacuum cleaners that you can ride, you know, just like those lawnmower thingies. Ride and customize.
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Yeah, middle-aged, pot bellied men, indifferent to where, when, or how often they fart…largely living on beer, beer, and hot dogs (boiled in beer). That’s a fashion show I’m built for!
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The face of the model pictured below describes my feelings about this, exactly:
Apparently ‘acne’ is now a runway trend too.
O_o
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Hmmmm. It looks more like a Freak show or a soccer hooligans meeting. I can offer you, mr. Fashion Stylist, my word of honor that I’m not like that, and I’ll be a great model for your horrendous outfit that costs a small fortune.
It’s marginally better than those male models with their dicks hanging out from a couple of years ago.
OT: Oh, man, I want that. I don’t even have that much rust or paint on iron, but I want it.
So thank you. Your linked video of nifty tech did make a shitty day a little better.
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