Originally published at: Is the Loch Ness Monster actually a whale's penis? | Boing Boing
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Didn’t we have this on the Odd Stuff thread just now?
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Isn’t Nessy a female?
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Yes, but how do you explain Marianas Trench… oh
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“Free Willy” indeed.
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Suddenly Loch Ness boat tours get weird.
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You want tentacle porn? cuz that’s how you get tentacle porn.
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What’s a whale, much less a pod of whales, doing in Loch Ness?
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Why would there be whales in a freshwater loch? 
Doesn’t make sense, but there could be a Chuck Tingle story in there somewhere.
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“We’re looking for some privacy from all those damn whale watching boats, thank you very much!”
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Fucking, evidently.
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“Thar she … uh, never mind. Forget I said anything.”
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When I was wee, I would snicker with the other kids thinking that’s Melville wrote about.
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So it’s a sperm whale then?
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OK now that’s just begging someone to do a remix of the opening sequence to Jaws except the shark’s fin is swapped out for a whale’s dick.
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That’s pretty far away from San Diego.
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The mental visuals on this are quite unseemly.
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