This is what I thought as well. With anyone else doing it, it would be a pretty spot-on impersonation of Trump. The cadence, the intonation, the smacking of the lips.
But clearly this brown noser is not doing it to mock his father. Has he always spoken like this? Or is it an affectation he’s consciously put on to try and tie his image to his dad’s?
Either way it’s creepy.
But you aren’t an empty shell of a person like Don jnr. are you?
+10 points for having fossils on your shelves.
And honestly, there’s no reason he couldn’t be both on some amount of some intoxicant and also for some reason impersonating his dad?
Don Jr is ignoring the fact that his own father was being prevented from starting a war for no other reason than to stay in power.
Fixed That For Them…
The scary thing about this video is how much I resemble Don Jr. these days, right down to the blue Gingham button-down.
Please folks, if you’re gonna punch some Nazis, remember my ears stick out more than Don Jr.'s.
These are not mutually exclusive. I suspect that some of the best rants in history have involved both, probably with the assistance of lack of self-control, low intelligence and insanity. All five of these are also not mutually exclusive.
Ya, I think you’re right. Tia Maria is one of the few liquors I’m familiar with, “if all you’ve got is a hammer…” . Many years ago I knew a woman who had a part in a play where her character was swilling tequila by a campfire. She didn’t like tequila, but wanted to “be authentic” (i.e. no cold tea for her) so switched it for Tia Maria. I thought it tasted terrible, but then I am (or at least was, don’t drink much anymore) a beer and cheap white wine guy 
If I had only heard the audio and hadn’t seen the video, I would have SWORN this was some kind of SNL sketch or web spoof of some kind.
If Don Jr. doesn’t want to be ridiculed, perhaps he should endeavor to make himself less ridiculous.
Why are we making a distinction between “drugs” and “alcohol”?
Because that phrasing is popularly understood as shorthand for “alcohol, a legal recreational drug, in addition to other recreational drugs which are banned by State and Federal law.”
I agree the context screams alcohol, but something about the bottle reminds me of maple syrup. Of course, these days it can be tough to tell the difference:
I would love to party with Don Jr.
It’s been a long time since I had a chance to draw dicks on someone’s face when they were passed out.
Their core competency is running scams, so the key performance indicator is different from well-adjusted members of society.
Hrrrrrmmmm. Could one make a mead-like booze from maple syrup? 
(Well, obviously one could, but should one? Would it be tasty, or weird? Has anyone tried?)
Why isn’t https://twitter.com/shrimpJAJ working this up right now?
He’s already the best at Don JR’s dad
The answer to whether one could is yes. I’ve never had it, so I can’t offer an opinion about whether one should.
Is it possibly he’s just Trump-fuelled?
It was breaking my brain until you found this:
Yup:
@csilvest sounds like Roman Roy from Succession:
I see that you can get a 750ml bottle for $40, so that’s just over double the cost of the store-brand bourbon from Trader Joe’s.
There is a formal name for it - acerglyn. Though that’s a combination of honey and maple syrup as the fermentable sugars, technically with at least 50% honey. I don’t know if there’s a pure mole syrup equivalent, though it would probably just be called maple wine.
ETA: @Surprise_Puma nice find. I assume from the name “acerum” that it’s fermented then distilled?
