"It's easy to play the Nazi card"

Tanis: S’up, Nazis?
Hard Right Jay: Nazi? Hilarious.
Tanis: Ain’t nothing funny about this, honky.
Hard Right Jay: No, but Nazi, really? Nazi? Would a Nazi ride a Yamaha scooter?
Tanis: A pansy Nazi? Sure.
Hard Right Jay: Would a Nazi have a Jew for a lawyer?
Axe: Could you refer me, asshole? 'Cause I’m gonna need one in a minute.
Hard Right Jay: Would a Nazi own a game-worn Tim Duncan jersey?
Shania: You sniff that shit before bed at night, cupcake?
Hard Right Jay: Would a Nazi’s favorite snacks include ramen, pad thai, or foe?
Slash: It’s pronounced pho, pho, dummy.
Hard Right Jay: Oh. All right, would a Nazi get turned on by interracial gangbang porn?
Tanis: Who fucking doesn’t?

Actually they did, since “nazi” was a derogatory term (they referred to themselves as the NSDAP), but yeah, they didn’t have that layer of infantile sophistry that characterizes modern chan nazis.

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So, Chanzis? Is that taken yet?

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Lacking an “imp” in the middle.

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“You’re playing the Nazi Card” still is not the same thing as actually denying you are a Nazi.
Just as “You’re playing the race card” is still not a denial someone is racist.

In both cases it is only proof someone is thin skinned about the labels, but it does fuck-all to show why they would be inappropriate.

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An argument beautifully, if somewhat bitterly, satirised by The Onion:

https://www.theonion.com/holocaust-survivors-recall-exact-day-holocaust-started-1830685498

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Very good

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