Ivana Trump has died at age 73

It’s not until the third wife that they get buried at casinos. That’s why the one was called the Taj Mahal.

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Buried at a golf course, which gets Trump a tax break. Because of course

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Slander and lies.

It actually gets him at least three kinds of tax breaks.

Also, look at that grave. It looks like they bought the cheapest headstone at the mortuary and put her under at the nearest available highway rest stop. The family couldn’t even spring for eight bucks’ worth of sod to cover over the dirt.

Also in a final act of pettiness Trump charged her estate for the service, including a golf course membership fee. I suspect that was just his way of wringing some more of that divorce settlement money out of her corpse.

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Whatever Donald’s grave ends up looking like, it’ll be a magnet for vandalization righteous political statements and stress therapy exercises.

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Whatever it ends up looking like, it will be a urinal.

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