Originally published at: Ivana Trump has died at age 73 | Boing Boing
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Seems like she died alone. I wonder if her kids were in touch with her at all
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It sounds like that side of the family is pretty solid
The Marla/Tiffany side is treated as an asterisk
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With her death, Ivana has finally exited her obligations under the NDA.
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Now do the other Trumps!
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Wait a minute there now.
Mary’s pretty cool.
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And the Donald hits yet another level of sub-basements. He is using his “statement” on her death to send out a fund-raising e-mail. He will take the coins off her eyes.
eta: forgot this
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What also jumped out at me was, “her three children.” 
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“She was so proud” of her kids. Yikes! They’re going to need more hugs from strangers.
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For Donald, that’s a surprisingly tactful and gracious statement (if you discount the fundraising button).
Do you think he had help writing it?
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He did the same thing with Barron a while back, noting that his current wife Melania has a son (as in “she has a son,” not “we have a son”).
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I doubt that he has even read it.
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Him, read? Slow down there, Poindexter.
A pity about the former Mrs. T. She and her successors were punch lines when the biggest clown was always on their arm.
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No misspellings.
No manic use of capitalization.
No bad grammar.
No ridiculous segue into hate-land
He didn’t write it.
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Wow. This happens the day before the orange menace and his kids were being forced to testify in the NY attorney general’s civil case? That’s a weird coincidence.
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I have had a lot going on this week and I have not been tracking the Jan6 investigation news–was Ms. Trump slated to get deposed this week? Like tomorrow? I am sorry for my ignorance. Did I hallucinate hearing this earlier? (It’s really hot here and I’ve been working outside all week and the heat makes me stupid.)
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Coming up next on Fox News: it was Hunter Biden with his laptop in the Conservatory.
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I’m genuinely hoping the old adage about elder couples dying soon after one another holds true.
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