Originally published at: Jailed QAnon Shaman says he did good: proud he stopped muffin theft in Capitol break room | Boing Boing
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And great ballads were crafted commemorating the insurrection muffin.
In Buffalo speak.
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“No, guys, leave them, they’re not organic!”
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Fucking muppet.
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So much cognitive dissonance, so little time.
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I’m beginning to see why this person’s guidance counselor suggested the career path of “maybe if you stand in a crowd of abnormally unattractive people and wear enough makeup, you could get your picture taken?”
It’s such a waste when he could have found work standing next to boats at third-tier boat shows in landlocked states, or as an Abercrombie greeter for Wal-Mart, or modeling for medical garment catalogs.
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Sounds like something an antifa sleeper agent would say. Real patriots no you can’t steal muffins they belong to the people.
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yeah, fuck that guy
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coming to theatres in 2022 “Q-Shaman”
Basic plot outline :
q-shaman discovers his spirit animal -receives message from trumps grandfathers spirit - forms a team- movie cumulates in epic fight scene to protect white house muffins, and former president thanks him and bestows honours upon him in secret and off the record.
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For fuck’s sake, WHY?! What has Turnip ever done to earn this sort of belief?
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A hugely tragic part is his unwavering loyalty to a con-man and grifter. If this guy is ever deprogrammed his self confidence is going to be shaken to the core.
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So a white boy who calls himself a shaman remains delusional? Shocking.
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Does Shaman Boy know the Muffin Man?
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But its really more of a nothin muffin.
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Not a thing. But since he literally adopts all positions, and some people believe the tv-box as reality, they feel that he has their ideas in mind.
I’d be willing to bet my paycheck that Trump couldn’t even identify this guy.
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“Some people, some people like cupcakes exclusively
While I myself I say there is naught
Nor ought there be nothing so exalted
On the face of God’s grey earth
As that Prince of foods… the Muffin!”
- Frank Zappa
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