James Comey thought his firing was a prank

There is a zero percent chance that some PR flack didn’t need to photoshop out a peyote-and-methadone joint from that guy’s right hand.

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That entire article is bullshit, and not even based on real numbers. Every single number in that article is a guesstimate, and there’s no mention of how exercise affects heart rate or longevity. There’s nothing tying heart rate to longevity at all, just those weird guesstimate numbers. I could do a similar thing with just about any two random variables you can name, but that doesn’t make it a valid analysis.

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Pretty sure he had “John Miller” take care of that particular task.

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While I think, in general, that there is a certain value in giving a person’s statements the most charitable reading possible, I’m just not feeling it here.

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He sent his goon Keith Schiller to deliver it, I read.

Hawking now gives us a 100 years, so a thousand is definitely generous…

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You know, when I scrolled through the topics list fast, I read “James Comey” as James Cagney, hence this. Cat-lovers, take note:

He always was an optimist.

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