Japanese chicken take-out chain offers human sweat flavored sauce


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Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2017/08/04/japanese-chicken-take-out-chai.html


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#3

Just think of all the pocaris whose lives have been spared!


#4

GWAR fans approve.


#5

When I read “cheese” I started to wonder just what part of the body is this fake sweat supposed to come from?

I’m drawing a line at used vending machine panties. That is my limit of embracing Japanese oddities.


#6

Nonono! I wanted the sweet and sour chicken!


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#8

These are largely urban legend.


#9

Oh, refreshing sweat.

That’s alright then.


#10

That sauce should go great with soylent green.


#11

This is the reason I don’t eat Whoppers from Burger King. Anyone else taste that, or is it just me?


#12

Hmmmm, girlsweat! Some people do have some pretty delicious sweat, though using “salt, lemon juice, and cheese” to replicate a bodily scent indicates to me that some medical issues are involved.


#13

Meh. I’ll wait until the blood and tears sauces are also available, for the complete experience.


#14

God Kamen Joshi are weird. Like imagine if Babymetal were weird, or Momo Clover.

If I wasn’t at work I would post their tribute song to Trump.

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Agreed. But what makes it believable is the vending machines with crappy sex toys and lingerie, booze, porn, etc.


#16

Tastes like fear.


#17

When I was working, all my sauces had sweat.


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buffy-gross


#19

Fake blood huh? GG Allin is spinning in his grave…though in fairness he would be anyway.


#20

My cat loves pollo asado and the taste of my sweat. This is a match made in heaven for her.