Monique Junot: I figured if we had nothing to say to each other he would get bored; go away. But instead he uses it as an excuse to put his testicles all over me. Lane Myer: Excuse me? Monique Junot: You know, like octopus? Testicles? Lane Myer: Ohhhh. Tentacles. N-T. Tentacles; big Difference.
edit: movie is Better Off Dead (1985) starring John Cusack
Oh sweet baby Cthulhu, I hadn’t even thought about the Trump presidential library. I recollect the jokes about how Bush’s library was going to be a video collection, but it would actually be appropriate here - it’s clear from this interview that he gets his entire worldview from cable programs - and commercials.
In one of the Discworld books - Pyramids, I think - there’s a tradition that anything the king says is not actually in the language everyone else speaks, but has to be “interpreted” by the high priest.
Yeah or Marcos who I saw on display last time I was in the Philippines. The display for Marcos was actually pretty tasteful for a dead person on display under glass. I’d imagine Trump to be as gilded and gaudy as possible. It ties into the whole dictator becomes deity fantasy he seems to have.
The terrifying thing is that he used to have an ivy league worthy grasp of English. Go find video of interviews he gave in the 80s, he’s coherent and has an excellent grasp of English. I mean, he uses that eloquence to be a blowhard and an asshole, but he’s a well-spoken asshole. He is not the man he used to be.