Sextionals?
I’ll see myself out…
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Vance has children? That is unfortunate and this anecdote is the proof.
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Shocking!
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is that what this is?
i mean, was that design intentional?
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If designed by H.R. Giger… then, yes. 
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A H.R. Giger sofa would have way more boners.
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JD Vance will supply his own.
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Pretty weird someone on the dawn of 40 hasn’t extricated teenage verbal hesitations from their orations. 
@euansmith: I can’t even with you this week, it’s the week in US politics you were born to roast! 
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I’d bet some folding money that he didn’t say “hell”, in the same way that Ralphie didn’t say “fudge” in “A Christmas Story”.
-Edited to add the A in the movie title.
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He was just plagiarizing Hook. Or re-enacting it.
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It’s The Pudenda Sofa!™
“Sir, you’ve got four kids, you know how excited they get sometimes.”
“I’ve got what now?!”
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O. M. G. That’s his couch ain’t it?
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My cats never bother me about Pokemon.
I mean they still interrupt my phone calls. But how can you yell at a boi with beans like that?
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The pink bits are demonstrating to potential mates that it’s at its most fertile.
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Almost pulled a Trump and dodged a bullet 
I’ve found that the Venn diagram of the “family values” crowd and the “parents who think it’s O.K. to hit your kids”* crowd is nearly a perfect circle, so this tracks.
*I know he didn’t hit the kid in this particular “funny anecdote,” but it’s more of a statement about abuse being normalized as “good old-fashioned values.”
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