You know, I was iffy on the holy god thing, but this convinces me. I’m gonna book a flight and pray.
Many a wet stain originated from a near-religious experience.
Urine the presence of the lord.
if i were dyslexic i’d say it was a sign from dog
That’s not Jesus, that’s Greg. Greg cleans the offices here. Looks just like him.
It’s been awhile since I saw Piss Christ on public display
I’m sorry, all I see is Cyclops from the X-men…
Used to be pillars of fire, bushes on fire that don’t burn, parting of seas - now they’re just phoning it in.
Odd that he can’t seem to appear in person. I wonder if heaven has a bandwidth issue since he only seems to show up as poorly rendered, low-res images?
Exasperated voice: “Onan”!
Looks more like Thanos to me.
Bloody hell!
That’s the problem with intergalactic teleportation - you’ve got to get the coordinates right.
Next week…a horsey.
Incredible.