Jesus appeared as wet stain on church floor welcoming worshippers to Easter services

You know, I was iffy on the holy god thing, but this convinces me. I’m gonna book a flight and pray.

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jesus GIF

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He’s everywhere, Jesus Christ, he’s everywhere.

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Many a wet stain originated from a near-religious experience.

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Urine the presence of the lord.

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if i were dyslexic i’d say it was a sign from dog

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That’s not Jesus, that’s Greg. Greg cleans the offices here. Looks just like him.

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Doop doo doo doo, duh duh duh da… HAMMERSTEIN

(sorry, not sorry)

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It’s been awhile since I saw Piss Christ on public display

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It's Dog Piss

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I’m sorry, all I see is Cyclops from the X-men…

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Used to be pillars of fire, bushes on fire that don’t burn, parting of seas - now they’re just phoning it in.

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Odd that he can’t seem to appear in person. I wonder if heaven has a bandwidth issue since he only seems to show up as poorly rendered, low-res images?

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Exasperated voice: “Onan”!

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With that brow? That’s the Martian Manhunter.


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Looks more like Thanos to me.

Bloody hell!

I dunno, looks kinda weird to me.
here’s some “normal” head proportions.

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That’s the problem with intergalactic teleportation - you’ve got to get the coordinates right.

Next week…a horsey.

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Incredible.

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