Jezebel apologizes for hiring Cannibal Witch as writer-at-large

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From this article:

@frauenfelder

The language she used to describe eating children made it clear to us that her original tweets about eating children did, in fact, represent her carefully considered diet of children.

From the article about the firing of Kevin Willamson:

@beschizza

The language he used in this podcast—and in my conversations with him in recent days—made it clear that the original tweet did, in fact, represent his carefully considered views.

…please tell me this is parody.

If not… where does one get children for eating, anyway?