Jimmy Dean offers sausage-scented wrapping paper


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#2

“Then you can enjoy the magic of huffing the meaty-smelling presents under the tree.”

Look, this is as close as I’m going to get to Willy Wonka’s lick-able wallpaper, so let me have my moment.


#3

This has an eternal place in my clogged heart.


#4

“My dog ate my homework Christmas presents!”


#5

For use on all the gifts we’re sending to other people’s houses…


#6

Well, my bassets would approve but I think I’ll skip this.


#7

Now picturing innocent holiday travelers getting pulled out of security lines and strip-searched because a passing bomb-detecting dog gets interested in their carry-on.


#8

At least its not Cottonelle releasing used toilet paper scented wrapping paper…


#9

Soooo… how many people’s Xmas holidays are going to be ruined by family pets eating all the gifts? This seems like a singularly poorly thought out idea…


#10

Sausage-scented wrapping paper has all the design genius of strapping dog whistles to fan blades. I picture the rest of the woebegone ad agency’s pitch list:
salmon-scented tents
fondant picnic baskets
sushi-scented cologne


#11

I don’t want to know how the sausage paper is made.


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#13

You had me at ‘salmon scented tents’.


#14

It’s not the dog I’m worried about…


#15

Just the thing to wrap up those socks I’m giving for Christmas.


#16

Who would want sausage-scented avocados?


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