Jimmy Dean offers sausage-scented wrapping paper


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“Then you can enjoy the magic of huffing the meaty-smelling presents under the tree.”

Look, this is as close as I’m going to get to Willy Wonka’s lick-able wallpaper, so let me have my moment.


This has an eternal place in my clogged heart.


“My dog ate my homework Christmas presents!”


For use on all the gifts we’re sending to other people’s houses…


Well, my bassets would approve but I think I’ll skip this.


Now picturing innocent holiday travelers getting pulled out of security lines and strip-searched because a passing bomb-detecting dog gets interested in their carry-on.


At least its not Cottonelle releasing used toilet paper scented wrapping paper…


Soooo… how many people’s Xmas holidays are going to be ruined by family pets eating all the gifts? This seems like a singularly poorly thought out idea…


Sausage-scented wrapping paper has all the design genius of strapping dog whistles to fan blades. I picture the rest of the woebegone ad agency’s pitch list:
salmon-scented tents
fondant picnic baskets
sushi-scented cologne


I don’t want to know how the sausage paper is made.



You had me at ‘salmon scented tents’.


It’s not the dog I’m worried about…


Just the thing to wrap up those socks I’m giving for Christmas.


Who would want sausage-scented avocados?


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