John Oliver: You find change in couch cushions because "JD Vance always leaves a tip"

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That’s just not a fair characterization—even in the bad old days voting rights weren’t based on how many children you were able to produce. This guy wants to take us forward into a bold new dystopian version of America.

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Seems the absurd jokes are just going to keep drawing the focus anyway tho.

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I feel quite certain that a poor-hating, self-loathing wannabe like Vance actually never tips.

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He absolutely gives off strong “I leave Chick tracts as tips” energy.

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Probably leaves these if the service was especially good.

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Yep. He’s the type that owns a $2 million house, drives a $90k car, and never tips.

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Part of me is frustrated because this silly stuff is funny, but it’s distracting from the real scary stuff the Republicans are planning.

On the other hand, ridicule is a potent way to get people to dislike a candidate, and this is a lot worse than Howard Dean’s “YEAAGGHHH!!” or Danny Quayle’s ‘potatoe’.

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