Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2024/07/25/how-it-is-going-for-jd-vance-in-one-screenshot.html
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I don’t think people would have cared that much about the couch thing except he was in the middle of an Ikea at the time.
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Is there a song yet? I remember one called “Star Fucker” that could serve as a template. As for who could put together and perform it, I nominate:
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Did anyone post this anywhere on the BBS yet? I haven’t seen it, but I could have easily missed it. If so, I owe a fizzy beverage to whoever posted it.
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Cheer up, JD! David Cameron pretty conclusively put his junk in a dead pig’s mouth, and he ended up as PM of Britain!
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“Less integrity than a Boeing 737…” Ouch, feel the burn!
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I am sofa king tired of all these stories about Vance and his relations with furniture. Vance robbed it of its ability to be a chaste lounge.
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Possibly this song?
Or this band?
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I can imagine the ungrown frat boys who surround him coughing that into their hands whenever he enters a room.
Cough cough couch fucker! Cough cough.
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Of course, that’s what they’re saying now.
We’ll learn in six months time that the couch has been served with a gagging order and a large cheque paid from campaign funds.
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If the couch could gag, it already did…
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The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushing. So I have heard.
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Being familiar with couches probably isn’t a terrible idea after what happened with the last guy that had his job.
But one can be too familiar with couches.
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This could be very good for them, or very bad for them . . .
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It’s great fun to pick on JD Vance now, but I’ll wager that Trump is going to be so frustrated by it that he’ll declare “If the Democrats can change their Presidential candidate without a new primary, I can change my VP after the convention.”
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So which decrepit loser is he going to pick next?
He doesn’t have a great track record of picking winners, and the list of people who would take the job after he encouraged his mob to hang the last one is pretty short.
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Does it matter? He could hardly do worse.
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Au contraire, as bad as Vance is, he could hardly do better…
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