Jony Ive designed a toilet

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Does my post not count?

Up at the top of the thread?

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There was a fuss about this once, come to think of it.

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Am I the only one who read the headline as, “Jony, I’ve designed a toilet.”? I came expecting a photoshop joke about Ive’s design sensibilities. Still, BBS didn’t disappoint.

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“I’ve got to go tee it up” is my new poo-euphemism.

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Ahh, 6 feet… those were the days. I miss my youth so.

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“Alexa, avert your eyes!”

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Is this one?

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Just avoid version 6. Bendgate is literally going to make that thing really shitty. :stuck_out_tongue:

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  1. Why in hell would I want to sit on a golf tee?
  2. Whose brilliant idea was it to make the pooptube get SMALLER as it goes down into the floor? You’re going to have to plonge this thing out EVERY DAY.
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Butt wait… there’s more.

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On our planet, Marcel Duchamp repurposed bathroom fixtures as art.

On Bizarro Earth, Jony Ive repurposes art as bathroom fixtures.

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I don’t really have a point here. It’s just that I was waiting for a flimsy excuse to post this GIF to come along for quite a while now. You know how it is.

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I’m sure I’m in the minority twice over here but:

  1. I’m treating this as a serious design; and
  2. There’s some genius here in my eyes.
    Again: I’m serious.
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That’s an Apple design if I ever saw one – form ignores function. If it looks good who cares if it works?

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i didn’t realize you’re my former house mate :wink:

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Jony
I’ve designed a toilet
She turns me on
But I’ve designed a toilet
She turns me on
But don’t get me wrong
I’ve designed a toilet

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It’s a urinal. Isn’t it?

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