Does my post not count?
Up at the top of the thread?
There was a fuss about this once, come to think of it.
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Am I the only one who read the headline as, “Jony, I’ve designed a toilet.”? I came expecting a photoshop joke about Ive’s design sensibilities. Still, BBS didn’t disappoint.
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“I’ve got to go tee it up” is my new poo-euphemism.
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Ahh, 6 feet… those were the days. I miss my youth so.
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“Alexa, avert your eyes!”
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Just avoid version 6. Bendgate is literally going to make that thing really shitty. 
- Why in hell would I want to sit on a golf tee?
- Whose brilliant idea was it to make the pooptube get SMALLER as it goes down into the floor? You’re going to have to plonge this thing out EVERY DAY.
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Butt wait… there’s more.
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On our planet, Marcel Duchamp repurposed bathroom fixtures as art.
On Bizarro Earth, Jony Ive repurposes art as bathroom fixtures.
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I don’t really have a point here. It’s just that I was waiting for a flimsy excuse to post this GIF to come along for quite a while now. You know how it is.
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I’m sure I’m in the minority twice over here but:
- I’m treating this as a serious design; and
- There’s some genius here in my eyes.
Again: I’m serious.
That’s an Apple design if I ever saw one – form ignores function. If it looks good who cares if it works?
i didn’t realize you’re my former house mate 
Jony
I’ve designed a toilet
She turns me on
But I’ve designed a toilet
She turns me on
But don’t get me wrong
I’ve designed a toilet
It’s a urinal. Isn’t it?
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