Journalist names her baby "Methamphetamine Rules" as a "test"

Isn’t that an Alan Rickman character?

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I’m thinking Raymond Bailey in a special season finale episode of Beverly Hillbillies – “Who shot Jed Clampett?”

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Some civil servant noticed that they were being pranked, and decided to prank back.

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And NOW for the “find out” portion of our show!

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Well, you can’t call her Ashtray.
Ashtray’s a boy’s name.

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Seven’s a good name, right?

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Show us a screenshot, buddy, there’s folks around here who wouldn’t click a Facebook link for cash.

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Or Eleven.
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Earl?
Jesus?
Formerly-Known-As-Prince?

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Clean up on aisle three.

Sure to be famous one day.

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Just shorten his name to"Meth Rules Drysdale". Though it would still present some problems in a decade or so if a teenage friend was looking for him walking through a festival crowd shouting “Meth, hey Meth, where are you?” :crazy_face:

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This name reminds me of the moment I learned that I would never try crystal meth:

One Saturday night in college, the idiots downstairs had a party. After it died out I was with a couple friends on the balcony of our place as 2 of my downstairs neighbors came outside. One started to walk off aimlessly then bent down as if to tie his shoe, when suddenly he went flat on his back and started having a seizure on the concrete. His buddy was watching and just sat there laughing hysterically.
We were shocked; trying to figure out what we should do while he seized. Once the seizure stopped he stood up and stumbled back towards his buddy. After a couple unsteady steps, he stood up straight raised his hand high and called out as strongly as he could,

“Crystal Meth Rules, Man!”

It was a moment of high-potency, crystalized idiocy that I still remember clearly

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Jesus isn’t a title though, it’s just the Latinised version of Yeshua. Christ is the title.

Is Queenie still allowed?

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Only 50ft Queenie…

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