Jumping Jacks for Jesus: a most excellent '80s TV workout program


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a Southern lady promises to exercise your soul, as well as your behind.

Thank God for Peggy!


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ok I can see why Jesus is associated with the jumping jack, but what exercise would Satan be associated with? I’m supposed to be getting in shape.


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Burpees.
Burpees are definitely straight from the devil.


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Push ups? Squat Thrusts?


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I workout with the Devil daily, and sometimes he brings his friends.


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I don’t think this is how Jesus exercised. I’m pretty sure His main workout was walking on water (try it-- takes a lot of energy to stay on the surface!)


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Ohhhh. . . “feel the burn!”


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That would be Yoga.


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Trifurcated back flips


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I always pictured Jesus as a gymnastics guy:



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Roger That!


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