Jumping Jacks for Jesus: a most excellent '80s TV workout program


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a Southern lady promises to exercise your soul, as well as your behind.

Thank God for Peggy!


ok I can see why Jesus is associated with the jumping jack, but what exercise would Satan be associated with? I’m supposed to be getting in shape.


Burpees are definitely straight from the devil.


Push ups? Squat Thrusts?


I workout with the Devil daily, and sometimes he brings his friends.


I don’t think this is how Jesus exercised. I’m pretty sure His main workout was walking on water (try it-- takes a lot of energy to stay on the surface!)


Ohhhh. . . “feel the burn!”


That would be Yoga.


Trifurcated back flips


I always pictured Jesus as a gymnastics guy:


Roger That!



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