Justice Scalia spent his last hours with members of a secretive society of elite hunters

I wonder how much you have to pay to hunt a supreme court judge.

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So? It’s just a harmless groups of guys who like to travel the world and share experiences.

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When we send men over to see you, please understand it will be as painless as you allow it to be.

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He preferred to be called Count Sporkula, thankyouverymuch!

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“…of a secretive society…”

“according to the group’s website…”

Yep. OK. Sure, Boingboing.

Hold still - I want to ‘honor’ you.

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Pukerific

he introduced me to Bob Weir and Steve Miller once, in each case not being entirely sure who they were, only that he knew I was a fan.

Not Steve Gutenberg, though? You barely got through the front door, kid.

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Maybe he was being initiated, and the hazing went wrong. “Thank you sir, may I have >urk<.”

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Dees boys are not white!

I refuse to belong to any secret society whose security is so bad that I know about it.

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The conspiracy he’s involved with involves criminalizing public urination in all areas outside The Grove.

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Not an easy-to-read format, but it is a +1 rabbit hole.

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Aaaaaah, formatting nightmare, awesome thread.

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also dress like vampires, have silly names that also double as insults, and belong to secret societies evidently founded by Tom Sawyer.

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Are they worshipping Hubertus Bigend?

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I don’t know what other mysteries the club may hold, but I do know that they hold the secret to the perfect Manhattan.

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Do ask your father in law how many other members of his Club can boast 50+ years of membership and let’s say black skin. How many members of his club have skin other than snow white, how many are women, exactly?

The supremacy of the white male (preferably not working class) has been pretty much the most effective conspiracy known to human kind and exclusive clubs of various persuasions have been the life blood of that supremacy–

A great sign of the pervasive nature of that conspiracy you can find just about here:

Really? Curious that his imperial (not even royal) highness is an Archduke of a country which has abolished nobility almost a century ago. How does that work without conspiracy, I ask.

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I take your point, but the Grove isn’t public.