Kanye West calls Elon Musk "half-Chinese, genetic hybrid" in latest rant

This for me is a “let them fight” scenario.

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People with psychological problems need tactful interventions, help, possibly medication and ongoing support. Vile antisemites need darting with rhino ketamine and trapping in a big net

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We have to fix this situation! We can’t lose our manliness by sex-mixing! We have to make sure that we are only pairing our manliest men together!

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Do you think Kanye makes to-do lists or does he just wake up with a big smile on his face each morning going “I wonder how I’m going to fuck shit up today?”

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More than that, we all have Neanderthal DNA, up to 7%, due to interbreeding between early human males and Neanderthal females, but not the other way round. That’s why Neanderthals disappeared, they were bred out of the population. Shame, really.

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  1. Stalk Kim
  2. Suggest fans kill a barista I saw make Kim a latte at Starbucks
  3. Praise Jesus!
  4. Deny the Holocaust
  5. Praise Hitler!
  6. Watch some porn for inspiration!
  7. Praise Jesus!
  8. Fall asleep listening to audiobook of “Mein Kampf for Dummies”
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I think it very well could be real!

When I went to the big college, K-State, more than once I saw people I swear I knew. And even now I occasionally see someone who looks so much like someone else. I even found a guy who plays for an industrial band (whose name escapes me) that looks a lot like me. So I think there are several people that look a lot like you. There are just so many random variances and so many people that there is going to be someone very close to your shape.

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I thought for sure this was a joke. Apparently not?

[ETA: The tweet is still up as of this moment, doesn’t appear to be a parody account, so I guess it’s for real?]

[ETFA: I think we have a winner for best reply to that tweet.]

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Jeff Goldblum What GIF by The Late Late Show with James Corden

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“I mean, we support hate, but not THAT kind of hate. At least not openly with out winks and dog whistles.”

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Please, go ahead and destroy one another.

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The only thing I worry about is that a lot of innocent people on the ground get killed in those Kaiju fights…

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If only we’d called it Socialist Media…

(With my own fed site, I definitely control the means of message production.)

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What is a gaggle of Elons called?

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Jordan Klepper could have a field day with this guy.

“You don’t support hate?”

“Correct.”

“So then Fuck Joe Biden doesn’t mean you hate him, it means. . . you want to have sex with him?”

“This wrapping paper doesn’t say Fuck Joe Biden, it says Let’s Go Brandon.

“Which is code for what, exactly?”

“. . . OK, so maybe I do hate Joe Biden, but that’s different.”

“So then you want to ‘hate fuck’ Joe Biden?”

“No, look. . . this is about tyranny, OK?”

“So you want to remove the president from office and install a different president, circumventing all constitutional processes, to protect us against tyranny?”

“Yes.”

“Interesting logic. One last question: does a coded phrase that means Fuck Joe Biden impart the true meaning of Christmas?”

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An Elongation?

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I guess if we already have a “murder of crows” then we could have a “malevolence of Musks.”

(looks it up online)

Oh, I guess that’s what a group of trollies is called.

Nailed it.

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I believe that would be “a stench of Musks”.

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… she’s also the smart one

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Point of order: Jordaddy Lobsterson is not an incel. He has a wife and children. What he is is a male supremacist and the pseudointellectual spokesman and sophist of choice for the incel movement.

Kronar, son of man? Or Moclans?

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