Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/12/19/kentuckys-ex-governor-matt-b.html
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Hey Matt.
Go fuck yourself. With a cactus. Sideways.
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Seconded.
For science, he should be examined post–cactus to see if his hymen is intact.
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We had an excruciatingly long discussion of hymens, virginity and science. I will not reproduce that here. So,
FUCK YOU MATT BEVIN YOU FUCKING GALACTIC CLASS ASSHOLE!!! 
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We won’t find one.
I suggest we repeat the procedure and check again.
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This asshole should never get another job (remember- if you hire him - we won’t forget) & should have to explain this to the childs parents and extended family while on a ship just outside of US territorial waters.
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What an utter scumbag.
And then there’s Schoettle, the creep he pardoned…
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Thesis:
- If it’s a legitimate rape , the female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down .
Antithesis:
- Her hymen was intact. There’s no way that girl was raped. She made it up.
Synthesis:
- They’ll say whatever occurs to their petty little heads. It’s all about controlling female bodies.
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Oh…OK…because it’s not possible to anally rape a 9 year old girl?
Look, I don’t know the specifics of the case, but if the trauma visited upon that young girl were ever to befall Matt Bevin, I’m gonna have to, maybe break out the neutron-sized violin.
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By this reasoning any man ever convicted of raping a young boy should get an automatic pardon since boys don’t have hymens at all and are thus immune from sexual assault.
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Wow… what a piece of shit… I’m really sick of people like him being in positions of power. The republican party is completely and utterly the party of scum at this point.
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For science, he should be examined post–cactus to see if his hymen is intact.
By a specially trained hedgehog.
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Dear Matt Bevin:
Sincerely,
Everyone who isn’t a sexual predator or an enabler.
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Stuff like this is why even other Republicans think Bevin’s a horrible asshole.
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“I would love for someone to ask Matt Bevin if he’s ever had a private meeting with Schoettle’s mom,” Sanders said.
You get the politicians you pay for.
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Hey, I thought we weren’t supposed to be in to kink-shaming here… But, yeah.
@anon29537550 A Super Massive Asshole.
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It’s not bribery, it’s fundraising. Matt borrowed money for his campaign from Russian Gangsters, you do not want to get behind on repayments to those guys. Bad things will happen to you. And your family.
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I love the bugs bunny gif cutting off FL and letting it float into the ocean.
But I think the proper state would be KY (as long as we make sure McConnell is home first). But that would probably pollute the Atlantic, so can we just burn the whole area?
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Imagine being one of the folks sitting in jail in Kentucky (or one of their family members) for a crime you actually didn’t commit, or serving a sentence wildly out of proportion to the crime you did commit, and seeing the kind of pardons a governor like this gives out. How do you not burn it all down?
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