Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/08/24/kim-jong-un-dead-again.html
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I won’t believe it until the parade and purging of his loyal followers to be replaced by the new supreme leaders lackeys
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“This is Weekend Update and I’m Colin Jost. Our top story tonight: Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un is still alive.”
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Does this sound like a healthy man? Not really.
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/eagerly anticipates what that will look like, haircut wise
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See you later, new Doug!
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From the rumors I have seen, she’s a bit scarier than he is. I am not certain it really matters, anyway. Does anyone think a ruler would be chosen that would change anything?
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What’s a guy gotta do to grab headlines away from the Orange Menace these days, fake his own freakin’ death again!?
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Classic.
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Nothing gold can stay. He was too beautiful for this world.
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He’s overweight and a chain-smoker, so “doesn’t sound healthy” is the baseline, not evidence of his impending demise.
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Man, I’d really love to have some lackeys. That’d be so cool.
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But Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.
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“Man, I’d really love to have some lackeys.”
My list:
Scullions (I will cook but they clean)
Another beer fetcher
Sweater pills remover
Female bodyguards a la Mohammed Qadaffi
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I wonder if Trump will call her nasty?
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Moving house though… Nothing stops the fash from occupying territory…
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I read that headline as “Kim Jong Undead again” and I sort of shrugged as it’s been that sort of year…
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Probably, he doesn’t like strong women.
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I think they just let you leave South Korea.
Is this @beschizza’s editorial comment or the questionable sources’?
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