The original sources for this story were kind of sketchy. According to the more reliable BBC, he’s only pining for the fjords.
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Not gonna lie, they usually go the other way for me and give me hope that he’ll have a stroke or something.
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Touche. I had to look that up but quite funny.
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Official DPRK Newsfeed insists Dear Leader Plant-Kim is stronger than ever and ready to lead the nation into a glorious future under a new Green Economy.
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Maybe he indulges(indulged?) in the North Korea Red Bull, crystal meth
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From reading the article, now I’m positive that the Russians shared shit that they have on Trump with North Korea. Putin’s double-teaming pressure on Trump.
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According to the show iZombie, designer drugs + energy drinks = “Romero” zombies.
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Plus Trump is in deep with China state banks to the tune of $211 Million with a note coming due in 2 years.
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Well, he does (or did) take advantage from time to time of the fact that “When the Glorious Leader does it, it’s not illegal.” Often involving recreational chemicals and adiet that would keep an entire North Korean village from starving to death.
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I had a stent put in back in November of last year and I’m not in a vegetative state — yet — or at least not more so than before — I think — I dunno - what was the question?
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An eiffel tower, mayhap?
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Brains blown out? (Too soon?)
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I’m informed that Shukan Gendai is a supermarket tabloid, so a grain of salt or five is called for.
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So just imagine how bad the worst bits were!
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Indeed. For all their many faults, the Kims had good taste in cinema (Kim Jong Il even wrote an entire book entitled “On Cinema”), and for all their crimes against humanity at least saved us from a theater release of this “comedy”.
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As far as Kim Jong-Un goes… “I’m going to get you a nice fruit basket. I’m going to miss him”
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Who will he send mixtapes and love-letters to now?
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Not if it’s a shudder woman
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