King Trump takes full credit for Johnson win in surreal victory speech (video)

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“And by the way, have you noticed this planet? Great planet, really classy and elegant. One day it wasn’t there and the next it was. And we’re really glad to have helped create it, so I want to thank all my supporters for making it happen.”

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Needs more boasting and weird, dementia fever dream inventions:

”Great planet, really classy and elegant. One day it wasn’t there and the next it was.
But it was a disaster because the democrat party weaponized the climate so we spray-painted all the endangered animals gold and when they died because they were weak (I’ve always preferred animals that don’t die), they really made the rain forest look first class, lying everywhere all shiny and rich. And now we don’t have endangered anymore and I expect to be thanked for that.”

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https://www.politico.eu/article/trump-confuses-turkish-and-hungarian-leaders-orban-erdogan/

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That gag order should involve an actual, physical gag, tied tightly.

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‘A mammal came up to me, a strong mammal, seriously tough cookie, with tears in his eyes. “Sir”, he said “Sir you gave me back my life. You gave me back my place in the evolutionary ladder” and that was great - not as great as this chocolate cake; President Xi of Jina - he loved this chocolate cake…’

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Man held liable for rape takes credit for electing climate denier, anti everything, Christo-Fascist whackjorb to Speaker. Your MAGA party, ladies and gentlemen.

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I have a $1 bet with a friend that Trump will end up physically gagged at some point. There is ample precedent, look up Bobby Seale or Franklyn Williams. One too many in-court outbursts, or one angry tirade in the wrong place at the wrong time and he could well end up the first ex-President be bound and gagged. Involuntarily, in court, at least.

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This confirms my suspicion that Trump never heard of the guy before this week either.

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I thought the House Repubs had conjured him up by rolling maga (not magic) dice… restated here. Choose one from column A then one from column B.

A.
Dave
Bob
John
Mike
Bill
Matt
Don
Joe
Doug
Tom
Sam

B.
Smith
Grant
Turner
Brown
Miller
Jones
Johnson
Taylor
Clark
Walker
Hill
Baker

I have known Tom Brown, Mike Taylor, John Walker…

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