Kissenger "simulates" kissing loved ones


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Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2016/12/30/kissenger-simulates-kissin.html


#2

I was expecting a very strange story about Henry Kissinger.


#3

You are not alone.


#4

There’s definitely something depressing about this.


#5

Well they are working with Disney to get the licensing to make a Wookie version, the Hairy Kissenger.


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#7

Oh, fine, I had to endure the Punapocalypse in the lounge, and now suddenly I crossed a line??


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#9

If the phone is docked to the “Kissenger,” then where is that side-view of the people on the phones’ screens coming from?


#10

“Turn off the video, honey. I have a surprise for you.”


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#12

Rob makes what I assume is a deliberate reference to one of my favorite short stories. For your enjoyment: They’re Made Out Of Meat.


#13

So, this is only for kissing? No other applications, right?


#14

I bet the audience thinks this is wet-your-pants level hysterical.


#15

I believe my crimes were relatively minor in that skirmish.

######Really I just felt like posting Futurama this morning.


#16

I only recently became aware that there was a video version. Not much to it, but it gets the job done.


they depress with their meat

An experience familiar to many an institutional dining hall chef, eh?


#17

That image was far better used on the “Big Bang Theory” video reply above. Ugh.


#18

I know better than to play that video, for me it still doesn’t exist.


#19

Install the Random Facebook Friend app and you can play I Wonder Who’s Kissenger Now?


#20

Who called “The Big Band Theory” “Minstrel for Nerds”?

They were smart whoever they were.


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