Kissenger "simulates" kissing loved ones

Italians weren’t enslaved, but if someone put out a sitcom consisting of broad buffoonish Italian stereotypes to entertain non-Italians, I think it’d be fair to call that a form of minstrelsy.

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Yea. Because every metaphor on BBS has to be a literal equivalent.

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##THEY’RE MADE OUT OF MEAT  

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What?!? Grammar Nazis don’t actually kill poor spellers?!?

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If only.

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How strict are you with double spaces after a period? It’s a hard habit to break.

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So, this is only for kissing?[/quote]

Don’t judge those who have two phones. Not everyone is super flexible.

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Double team meat!
Damn lik-dix-ya dyslexia…

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Is it wrong that my first thought was if it would be possible to hack this to send the kisser’s signal back to their own phone?

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It’s not wrong. My first thought was how to use this to rickroll someone.

Or, kissroll in this case.

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Sadly, no.

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Maybe this will be the coffin nail for the Apple Watch.

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Sex daily

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Good one!

(I’m working on that too!)

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No – with a ten second delay it would be hilarious. :kissing: :kissing_smiling_eyes: :kissing_closed_eyes:

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And educational!

“Oh, I do use too much tongue!”

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Does it help for learning woodwind and brass instruments?

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Dental Dam Hydropower is the future.

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That’s why band camp was so much fun.

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