Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2016/12/30/kissenger-simulates-kissin.html
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I was expecting a very strange story about Henry Kissinger.
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You are not alone.
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There’s definitely something depressing about this.
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Well they are working with Disney to get the licensing to make a Wookie version, the Hairy Kissenger.
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Oh, fine, I had to endure the Punapocalypse in the lounge, and now suddenly I crossed a line??
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If the phone is docked to the “Kissenger,” then where is that side-view of the people on the phones’ screens coming from?
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“Turn off the video, honey. I have a surprise for you.”
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Rob makes what I assume is a deliberate reference to one of my favorite short stories. For your enjoyment: They’re Made Out Of Meat.
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So, this is only for kissing? No other applications, right?
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I bet the audience thinks this is wet-your-pants level hysterical.
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I believe my crimes were relatively minor in that skirmish.
######Really I just felt like posting Futurama this morning.
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I only recently became aware that there was a video version. Not much to it, but it gets the job done.
they depress with their meat
An experience familiar to many an institutional dining hall chef, eh?
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That image was far better used on the “Big Bang Theory” video reply above. Ugh.
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I know better than to play that video, for me it still doesn’t exist.
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Install the Random Facebook Friend app and you can play I Wonder Who’s Kissenger Now?
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Who called “The Big Band Theory” “Minstrel for Nerds”?
They were smart whoever they were.
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