Originally published at: Knife-wielding squirrel invades Canadian woman's yard | Boing Boing
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Don’t mess with the squirrels!
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So they’re tired of relying on their teeth, or they’re trying to make their teeth sharper. Either way, it won’t end well for us:
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In the prison yard, inmates fashion toothbrushes into knives. In the backyard, squirrels fashion knives into toothbrushes. It is the circle of life.
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The Boston Dynamics robot dog did it better.
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It’s really hard to get that last smear of peanut butter off the blade, isn’t it? But hey, internetz stardumb! (“oh whatta dark n’ cynical life you lead old man”)
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There’s a squirrel union, I know because I belong to it.
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Looks like VICE is going to have to update their ranking list.
Though “crab with knife” was always #1 to me.
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More proof (as if any were needed) that gun control is IMPOSSIBLE.
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Ok humans … We’ve had just about enough of the fat squirrel jokes.
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Or a crab.
Jinx, I see this was already mentioned.
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I’m reminded of the excellent science fiction short story, Bears Discover Fire.
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The first rule of the squirrel union…
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… and have you seen the gif of Penguin with axe? 
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