I’m pretty sure that Brimley was born older than you are now and remained older than you’ll ever be their entire life.
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Ah, here you go:
“This Agreement, entered into as of the date first above written, is between Krispy Kreme (hereinafter, “Not 3 K’s” or “KK”), a for-profit corporation, and Jayson Gonzalez (hereinafter, “The Beholden” or “TB”), an individual. In consideration of KK’s sponsorship of TB’s tuition, TB hereby grants to KK a perpetual, irrevocable, fully-paid-up license throughout the world to modify, alter, sell, sublicense, and otherwise use TB’s image, likeness, and personal history story on any commercial market in any manner that meets KK’s mission statement. The Parties agree that the mission statement may be modified by KK from time to time. Further, for a period not to exceed 20 years following termination of this Agreement, TB shall comply with any reasonable request by KK for cooperation in our marketing or advertising campaigns.With respect to the license to TB’s personal history story, the Parties stipulate that it shall in now way be limited to his penchant for fucking driving all over God’s green earth and back just to sell KK product like the vigilante he know’s that he is!”
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