Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2024/02/21/ladies-and-girls-kissing-shock-as-mega-church-leader-falls-victim-to-cyber-intruder.html
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It’s a Google search. Who do they think they’re kidding? 
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Claiming your social media was hacked after you post something porn related is an Australian tradition. Odd that all the hackers ever do is like porn.
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Such a lame excuse.
He could have at least said “I was doing research on sinful behavior.”
Or “I meant ladies and girls kissing their husbands/boyfriends, not EACH OTHER!”
He can’t even lie worth a damn.
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That’s a rather tame search for either a cyber intruder or a pastor.
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“OK, G4rb4g3B0y, we’ve finally hacked Pastor Houston’s account. Let’s do something that will REALLY embarrass him!”
“What, like make him post something really really dirty?”
“Yeah, something he’ll NEVER be able to live down!”
“But what could that be, L33td0od77? What raunchy, vile phrase could we possibly type that will tarnish the reputation of this devout man … FOREVER?”
“Hmm …”
“Wait … wait … I’ve got it!”
“Oh my God, you sick freak, I can’t believe you just wrote that! You’re the worst!”
“I know. I know. ‘Ladies and girls kissing.’ How twisted is that?”
“Fuckin’ hardcore, man. That dude is so done now.”
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The holy kiss (kiss of peace) was practised by early Christians, recommended in several epistles, and part of the Eucharist. It was mouth-to-mouth and same-sex only.
Perhaps Pastor Houston intended to revive this practice of the early church, and was researching the “sister kiss” to see if any tongue was permissible.
Not to derail, but here’s a shot of Czar Nicholas II planting one on a Russian soldier in 1916. (Putin wants to restore the Russia of the czars. Just sayin’.)
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“Jesus, I want to feel you from the inside.”
“For My Dad’s sake, Thomas. Please stop phrasing it that way.”
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The soviets loved a manly pash too…
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I can confirm. I was surprised by a “Brezhnev Kiss” in a village in Kazakhstan. Fortunately my colleague quickly explained to me what was going on. More common was the two cheek kiss, but the kiss of peace seems to have persisted for a while after the Soviet Union dissolved.
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Historically speaking, Détente could have went much faster and further if Nixon hadn’t been such a bad kisser.
But to be fair, about the only head of state at the time who could really handle the Triple Brezhnev was, of course, Josip Broz Tito.
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The current republicans are much better at kissing both cheeks.
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Hopefully Jesus saves; because his local agent appears to have no idea how to handle a breach remediation…
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You know it…
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