Landlord calls Homeland Security to "determine the meaning of the deeply carved writings" on table


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#2

“Sir, it appears to be the logo for a band called ‘Def Leppard.’”


#3

This reminds me of why I stopped renting to buy a house. It really sucks to have to live at the mercy of a landlord who can be either bat shit crazy or incredibly stupid.


#4

Homeland Security on it!


#5

Mistaken identity, as usual. That was Santa.


#6

Everything is under control.
The Mgt.


#7

It’s a good thing he didn’t call the FBI. They have a history of wasting time on investigating minor vandalism under the pretense of preventing crime.


#8

Thank god for the rentier class, keeping this country safe and providing housing to the undeserving.


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“Sir, it appears to be a crude depiction of a penis.’”


#10

#notalllandlords


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Apparently, the carvings suggest that the reader GET THE BOING BOING NEWSLETTER


#12

Fixed it for you.


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#14

Anybody want a hot ding dong?


#15

I love the bell curve.


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Betcha she thinks the carvings are some scary threat in Arabic. Because of course, that’s how all terrorists make their threats known.


#17

Honestly if the situation described by that crazy landlord is even somewhat accurate it would have been my fellow renters that drove me out.


#18

You think it’s Santa, but you’re misplacing the laugh:

Do they all sound alike?


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