Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/03/20/las-vegas-lap-dance-club-offer.html
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Someone is missing a golden opportunity to open a nude drive-thru car wash service. Erotic AND hygienic!
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Ugh. Calling a strip club “Little Darlings” just gives me the creepy heebie jeebies.
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I really hope nevada passes a relief bill so dancers, casino workers, and show-must-go-on types can chill out and skip work for a while.
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So close yet so far…
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STRIPPER: [Wax On]
CUSTOMER: [Whacks Off]
MR. MIYAGI: That’s not what I meant.
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A Portland strip club started a delivery service for its (mediocre) food. The deliveries are made by barely-dressed strippers. They call it “Boober Eats”. https://www.wweek.com/bars/2020/03/17/a-portland-strip-club-has-started-a-meal-delivery-service-where-dancers-bring-food-directly-to-your-door-to-your-home/
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I can think of worse businesses that might want that name…
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That joke will not get enough love and that’s a shame.
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Are there under-18 nude clubs anywhere? Just wondering why the “18+” here
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To distinguish it from the 21+ clubs.
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Clearly I need to get out more. Wait, never mind.
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“On Saturday we’re doing nude triple-X hand sanitizer wrestling,” Carlson said. “We have about 20 gallons of hand sanitizer, and we’re doing a cool nude hand sanitizer wrestling show.”
sigh.
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“social distancing” strip shows
Uh, didn’t they used to call those “peep shows”?
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At least in upstate NY ~25 years ago, there were “juice bars” you could go to at 18 because they didn’t serve alcohol. $9 cranberry juice and depressing lap dances.
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Unofficial motto: “Do what you feel but keep both feet on the wheel!”
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