They should have talked to me first.
“Vegas, mathematically challenged welcome.”
“Vegas, ripped off for your pleasure.”
“Vegas, the guy who owns your hotel knows who shot Bugsy Siegel.”
“Vegas, escape from good taste.”
“Vegas, only 270 miles to LA.”
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You forgot “Vegas, porn on every corner.”
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A more seething pile of manure would be difficult to replicate. No thank you Las Vegas.
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Hungry for apples cherries?
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What happens in Vegas gets recorded on our omniscient facial recognition surveillance system.
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Damn, beat me to the tautology club reference.
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Yeah, ask the hockey fans how that turned out.
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Saw these on sale last trip:
But the real reason is probably because you don’t have a right to privacy in your hotel room anymore:
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As of yesterday in LV, here’s a new motto candidate. So many questions…
P.s. I wasn’t there for the porn conference and awards that my Lyft driver said last night were coming to town. Instead, it was a building industry conference, otherwise this would be a very different exhibit:
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I hadn’t gotten done mining the comedic gold that is “what happens in {current locale} stays in {current locale}!”
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The one time I went to Vegas for a conference, the most fun I had was trying to come up with a trading card game that used the girl cards (or whatever they are called) that litter the sidewalks.
Working title was: Magic: The Orgy.
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“What happens here stays here, for a negotiable dollar amount. Credit cards accepted.”
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The list of people not in tautology club… is a null set.
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Unless it’s something so embarrassing you’ll never live it down, like paying money to see David Copperfield.
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Strange, i thought that hadn’t been the slogan in some time. When i lived there i don’t recall actually seeing it anywhere, then again i seen it either since i moved but that might have more to do with me not watching tv and avoiding commercials/ads in general.
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Yeah I was certain they’d dumped that slogan back when they were trying to promote Vegas as a “family friendly” destination. That was quite a while ago.
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I’ve always liked Reno, more than Vegas, probably because it feels like a town that would actually exist even if gambling had never been legalized.
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I’ve spent time in Reno, but not Vegas (save airports and freeway motels). Downtown Reno seemed to me to be entertainingly sleazy mixed with a bit cloyingly hipster, with the latter slowly displacing the former. Outside of the downtown, there didn’t seem to be much going on, even UNR seemed like a commuter school. My understanding is that there is the city of Las Vegas, and then there’s “Vegas”, and the two rarely intersect (at least as far as the locals can manage it).
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