I’m starting to think she’s not so great at lawyering.
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Also, “more countries should ban companies for not allowing free and open speech” is Republican hypocrisy distilled into its most concentrated form. Like, it is exactly what you’d say to make fun of the idea.
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You make it sound like giving the Bundys less than a slap on the wrist was a bad idea.
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Yes sir, we’ll get Gandalf and Harry Potter right on it sir!
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Gonna need a bigger budget.
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I like thinking out-of-the-box but wow. Really?
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He’s just flapping his meat to make it sound like he cares about climate.
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Any diversion from the need to cut way, WAY back on fossil fuels will do.
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“Yep. No sense in 'dem windmill contraptions. Kill’n birds, stealing thoughts and all. Yep. Lets move the moon pa.” “Yep”.
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Gohmert’s other ideas to fix climate change:
Build a giant air conditioner
Point the sun in a different direction
Genocide against Asia
Thinking cool thoughts
Cold showers
Point the exhausts from cars up so that the carbon goes into the upper atmosphere.
Rewrite the laws of thermodynamics
Have two days a week where we just stay at work for twenty-four hours so we reduce commutes
Invent more coronaviruses
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I mean, I think it’s pretty overt what this is. It’s not actually a proposal to correct our impact on the environment by geoengineering selenoengineering, which would be stupid but not inherently awful. Rather it’s him blaming climate change on orbital motion and solar activity, ha ha, why don’t you nerds and BLM activists try fixing that. We’ll be over here pumping out more “life-giving” carbon dioxide. 
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I think the BLM he’s talking to is the Bureau of Land Management, so not exactly activists.
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JHC
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Freeze peach!!!
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There will be a slow drip to come of all the dirty things trump’s DOJ did to silence or spy on people.
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Oh, I guess that makes sense.
…I mean, in truth, it doesn’t. It doesn’t make any sense at all. But still.
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Remember this guy who thought Guam would capsize if we put too many people on it?
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