I love the truck!
I cannot imagine ever making life choices that would put me in that position, so no.
But I know what you mean. It would be miserable!
Dunno about you but I’d fucking love it! The laughs I would have. The laughs I would get describing to my friends how his orange head turn purple and exploded while I laughed and pointed at him.
I’m not normally that pretty, but I would make an exception here.
Ah, good point! I was imagining it from the perspective of someone who actually wanted to keep their job. Your way is much more fun.
I was imagining something like that scene in ROTJ where Jabba feeds Luke to the rancor; Trump’s aides all clustered around the fetid grate that leads to his pit, grappling with one another to feed some other sycophantic simp to the beast.
Eww, now I’m picturing Ivanka sitting on Jabba/Trump’s lap like Princess Leia. 
co-starring Jared as Salacious Crumb. 
NEXT: “We must audit the auditors who we hired to audit the auditors who audited the election results!!”
Here, have a mental palette cleanser:
Apparently nobody in his inner circle has felt the need to tell him yet.
Salacious has more chin than Jared.
Ditto the Arizona state Senator who was a key figure in pushing the audit in the first place.
Dang…right down to the wattle.
Separated at birth!
Eh Trumpa no bohdda
